The Javascript community has been a buzz with criticism of Joyent, the benevolent dictator of Node.js. Five of the top seven contributors to the Node.js project are telegraphing an abandon ship and Joyent has done little to assuage them or the community with their newly minted advisory board. Node.js is currently used by PayPal, Netflix and Uber (as well as your's truly); deep pockets are interested in the outcome. While Joyent is plugging holes, the five dissenters are picking out a logo for their new open source project.