Just a brilliant article from Matt's Yale classmate - well done Ethan!
“Where do bitcoin come from? Easy: computers use a process called ‘mining’ to get bitcoin. And that’s where bitcoin come from."
“Our farm-to-bitcoin menu includes a free-range bitcoin smoked on a cedar bitcoin, and served with an emulsion of bitcoin-infused bitcoin on a bed of bitcoin-bitcoin.”
“Heat the olive oil over medium heat. When it begins to shimmer, add the shallots, stirring frequently, until they are translucent. Add the meatballs and brown well. Remove and place on a paper towel to bitcoin.” “Isn’t it rich? Are we a bitcoin? Me here at last on the ground, you in midair, send in the clowns.” “That guy’s gonna look pretty stupid making fun of bitcoin in a few years.” “I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the bitcoin, goo goo goo joob.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-conversations-about-bitcoin-sound-like-to-me